Camouflage and infiltrate.
I’ve been sacked, sort of. And it’s fucking great.
Avoiding the steep slope of success is vital to any young Deserter.
Starting a new job may well be tiresome and depressing but it also presents an opportunity.
‘All good things must come to an end’, goes the popular miserabilist saying. Well, who says?
‘Lovely to see you all!’ you say, loudly, on arrival, as you kick off your shoes, pull over the foot-stool and reach for the remote.
Sick Leave is not just a right, it is a duty.
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