I’ve been sacked, sort of. And it’s fucking great.
‘Dear Deserter, what’s the best way to resign?’
Avoiding the steep slope of success is vital to any young Deserter.
Starting a new job may well be tiresome and depressing but it also presents an opportunity.
‘All good things must come to an end’, goes the popular miserabilist saying. Well, who says?
A run-down of some SE London pubs for the pint and pushchair set.
Sick Leave is not just a right, it is a duty.
Ensure you never work again with our shirker’s guide to the job interview.