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Monthly Archives: July 2015
How to Rainbow Nails
Step 1: Drink four large bourbon and diet cola drinks.
29 Jul, 15
My Day with a Dealer
It's good to know the economy is on the move again.
27 Jul, 15
'The problem with Clapham,' said Half-life, 'Is that it’s become the sort of place where you’re likely to get arrested for carrying a knife.’
23 Jul, 15
How to Resign
'Dear Deserter, what’s the best way to resign?’
20 Jul, 15
Lambeth Chucklehead Show
As most South Londoners know, Chucklehead is the single greatest thing ever to have come from the countryside.
15 Jul, 15
Charlton Village People
'Is it a village, though?’ asked Half-life, accusingly, when I suggested meeting in Charlton Village.
12 Jul, 15
36 Reasons I Left Arselington-on-the-Wane
With everybody leaving London, we asked The Dulwich Raider why he left the provinces. Sorry.
09 Jul, 15
Let There Be Beer
The birth of your children is all very well. But the birth of your own beer?
06 Jul, 15