Deserter Election Manifesto
There comes a time when the following thought becomes unavoidable: ‘No more will I stand for this.’
When you can no longer sit idly by and watch the country you quite like be consumed by greed, self-interest and cuntfulness. The elderly exploited, the vulnerable disregarded and innocent pints going for £6 a pop.
A time when you have to stand up and be counted. And we so nearly did.
We were determined to enter the General Election with a powerful platform for change. We would be a voice of hope for those with neither hope nor voice. However, there turned out to be an awful lot of forms.
Disappointed as we were with these unnecessary obstacles, we felt duty bound to let you know just what you’re missing by publishing the key pledges of our manifesto:
We are committed to completing our manifesto in time for the next election in 2022 and are almost confident our unpaid intern will deliver.
To the future!
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