Deserter Shop Now Open

Buy the slacker you love a bit of Deserter this Christmas. Especially if that slacker is you.

Finally, after years of planning, napping and forgetting, the Deserter online shop is open. 


Heather-in-Marketing says, ‘There’s a selection of unisex T-shirts, long-sleeved tees, stickers and a hoodie available,’ in sizes ranging from small to pretty fecking large.

Shirking class

As regular listeners to our podcast will know, we had hoped to roll out flip-flops, hip flasks and slippers but unfortunately the Dulwich Raider and Dirty South became unavoidably detained in Victoria Wetherspoons en route to the factory, so the meeting to secure those items is yet to take place.

There will be more designs and items available in the New Year, so do let us know if you have any favourite Deserter slogans you’d like to see on a shirt, mug or sticker.

Your support is greatly appreciated as it enables us to devote more time to mucking about, an exhausting task that seems to have no end, despite our best efforts.


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