DESERTER STORIES – Our New Book

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Firstly, let us say how very sorry we are to lose the joke that our last book, Shirk, Rest and Play, was the “second and final book in the Deserter Trilogy”. It’s a joke that’s been with us through thick and thin, like a knackered pair of shoes, and we would like to thank it and wish it all the best in the future.

The Deserter Trilogy

This is due to the fact that our new book, Deserter Stories, is to be published this autumn – and is available now for pre-orders! 

This book is something a little different. For a start it is a work of fiction. Weighty themes of mortality, modern masculinity and outsiderness are leavened with humour and off-beat perspectives. 

Coming November 2025

We present ten stories, very loosely connected by South London; stories featuring pubs, drugs, guns, alcoholism, death, time travel, prostitution, mental illness and knob gags, so something for everyone. Not always an easy read, perhaps, but, we hope, compelling. It’s also the third and final book in the Deserter Quartet. 

“Surprisingly tender, gently humorous stories of hare-brained schemes and idleness, of loves lost and friendships forged amid the disorientating surrealism of the all-day session. Oozing lowlife charmers, this latest Deserter collection delivers with the reassuring regularity of a good pint pissed away. Same again?” – Tony White, author of The Fountain in the Forest 

Spoilers alert: In these pages you will meet a man who enjoys spending time in a wardrobe, and another who considers getting out of bed inefficient. There’s the fool who travels back in time to start anew and turn his life around, only to find he’s still a fool. There’s a retired bank manager, a deluded pub owner, brothers with secrets, gamblers, dossers, dreamers and drunken deities. 

Award-winning broadcaster and author, Ned Boulting, provides the foreword. 

We would greatly appreciate you pre-ordering this book. Pre-orders allow booksellers to gauge demand and order copies accordingly. Help us get the book to a wider audience by pre-ordering your copy now – we’re offering a discounted price for a month.

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Thank you for supporting us and thank you for supporting independent publishing. Do please take the rest of the day off.

Andy & Vince

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