Not everything brilliant was invented in London
East Dulwich is so over. It’s all about Nunhead Village now.
Residents of SE23 incensed by threat of cinema: ‘After working all day I want a fag and a decent pint, not Fassbinder and a fucking flap-jack’
To this day, Dulwich Hamlet fans confuse the opposition by singing: "We’re the famous Dulwich Hamlet and we look like Tuscany!”
While the Half Moon stands empty, several businesses are to be evicted by Network Rail.
Despite appearances to the contrary, The Fox On The Hill (Denmark Hill, SE5) is not a proper pub.
I hadn’t visited this particular venue since 2005 when I necked a fistful of magic mushrooms and met a girl with, I think, tiny hands.
The Elephant & Castle is a regular interchange for many on the way back south. Perhaps you're emerging from the tube or switching buses after an evening at the fucking theatre.
Unless, like long-time Deserter associate, Half-Life, you’ve been in ‘re-hab’ for a few years, you’ll know that Granville Arcade, SW9 has been given a new name. It’s now called ‘Brixton Village, WTF?’