Step 1: Split up with your long-term boyfriend.
I have today seen a new way in which we can stick it to The Man.
Camouflage and infiltrate.
Even the best drinkers among us need a slash after nine bourbon and diet cola drinks.
Step 1: Drink four large bourbon and diet cola drinks.
‘Dear Deserter, what’s the best way to resign?’
Avoiding the steep slope of success is vital to any young Deserter.
Starting a new job may well be tiresome and depressing but it also presents an opportunity.