What are we to do with our eyes?
There is more to life than pubs. There are also bottle shops.
‘Tulse Hill football-dayer 12pm,’ read the text from Half-life.
The Dulwich Raider takes Half-life on a new ale trail featuring six breweries and other local pints of interest.
The pub has had to bar one of its regulars for head-butting customers and stealing their food and beer.
Why roundabouts? Well, there’s a busy intersection, with cars rushing past in up to five different directions. Meanwhile, you’re in a pub. You have just confirmed your own genius.