Half-life gets a job.
First comes the coffee, then the cake, and the next thing you know all your pubs are couture pâtisseries.
‘Tulse Hill football-dayer 12pm,’ read the text from Half-life.
Unless, like long-time Deserter associate, Half-Life, you’ve been in ‘re-hab’ for a few years, you’ll know that Granville Arcade, SW9 has been given a new name. It’s now called ‘Brixton Village, WTF?’